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Anonymous asked:

hey have you heard of axios: a spartan tale by jaclyn osborn? i think you'll like it! it's gay af and it's been rec by people who liked tsoa!

O: I have not!!! I may give it a read tho! Thank’s for the rec, babe 🖤

Anonymous asked:

the message is a fishing tactic. they're trying to hack you, basically. it's been going around. don't mind it and don't click on the email it comes with.

I figured! that was why i made a post, to let people know.

Thank you though, friend! I appreciate it. 🖤

manniemomo asked:

👀 idk if you still want messages about patrochilles' child but what type of parent do you think the two would be? Do you think their treatment towards the child would change depending on their gender?

Listen. My boy Achilles is ‘the fun parent’ who doesn’t think twice about taking their kid to Mc Donalds or letting them stay up late to watch television. He’s still a good dad, and he doesn’t let them misbehave with no consequence, but ultimately, Patroclus has to be the one to maintain a little more structure. He’s the stoic doctor dad.

Y'know that Johnathan Mulaney routine where he talks about his dad listening to them beg for Mc Donalds, and then drove through the to go line, bought a coffee for himself, then went home? That’s Pat.

As for gender treatment! I want to say that they raise their kids p gender neutral, but that isn’t totally true. They raise their kids to be kind and polite, but like.

They were raised p traditionally, like Achilles was raised to think boys should be strong and polite to women, and Pat teaches his girls to cross their legs when they wear skirts, but that’s mostly so people can’t be creepy to his babies. And, they tell their kids to act that way regardless of their gender or presentation, and to treat others with respect. If they messed up, or found fault in their parenting, they’d fix it.

And ultimately, I think they’d love and like their kids equally! Even if Achilles really wants his son to be a real masc kiddo so that he has something in common with him. He’d hope the same for a daughter or kiddo, too, tho. And Pat ultimately just wants a kid who knows they are loved.

Plus Patroclus is trans as hell, so they ultimately wouldn’t care about gender or how they present or act :v

(cut to achilles throwing a football to his daughter while pat helps their kid color in a princess coloring sheet)

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Anonymous asked:

omg I feel like tsoa fans would like the persian boy by Mary Renault it's about Alexander the great who is also gay af

YEAH I NEED TO READ THAT but fr Alexander the Great was rlly gay. More like Alexander the gAY

Anonymous asked:

If Patroclus and Achilles biologically had a child together, what do you think he/she would look like? Or the kid's personality

WOAH I DONT KNOW HOW OLD THIS IS BUT

Listen My Buddy, My Pal, I Headcanon Patroclus As The Biggest Trans. Like It Isnt. a Huge Angsty Think He Just Happens To Be Transgender.

So really fast, I headcanon both Patroclus and Achillea as non-white, so their baby would be a mix of their skin. I think they’d have the freckles Achilles would have, scattered across their cheeks and nose.

Their hair would be the several shades lighter in color than Patroclus’ and their eyes would be the same color as Achilles’. The bab looks the most like Patroclus though, and is quiet like him, interested in what Achilles makes his business but preferring to stay at Patroclus’ side.

(send me more about their little family, i like this!)

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